Who are we? Let's get this straight: we're not Cobalt. Some of us once were, not anymore. Too many executive bean counters standing in the way of real scientific progress.
We are the Chemists™, and we're in it for the science. Spineless researchers might let industrial beauracracy and regulations tie them down - not us! How do you want to spend your day: safety meetings, networking, being told what-to-do, or elbows deep in science? That is who we are. Researchers freed from the shackles of big-industry and big-bosses. From our Chemists Testing Arena™ to the Chemists Escape Rooms™, your guess is as good as ours as to what our next research breakthrough will be; if we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be science.